[Scene: Inside the White House Oval Office. President Donald Trump is sitting at his desk, with Shrek and Kim Jong Un standing on either side of him.] Donald Trump: Alright everyone, let's get down to business. [He looks at Shrek] Now what was it you wanted? Shrek: Well sir, I just want a nice quiet swamp where I can live in peace without any annoying humans coming around! Donald Trump [shaking his head]: You know that's impossible right now. But if you help me out here with this situation with North Korea then- Kim Jong Un [interrupting]: Wait a minute! Why should he help us when we are the ones causing all this trouble? Donald Trump: Because if you don't cooperate then we'll have to take some drastic measures - like sending over an ogre or two from Far Far Away to sort things out! Kim Jong Un [stunned silence for a few seconds]: Uhh.. okay.. um... what do you need me to do? Shrek [smiling slyly and rubbing his hands together]: How about stopping these missile tests for starters – but only after your people get treated to an all
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I asked OpenAi this, the result weird
(the result is in the article)
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Buon 2 giugno a tutti!
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Got tickets for Oppenheimer🎟️🎟️
Who wants to join?
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considering that i've had other accounts before this one, i feel old
Bro is NOT helping 💀
looks more like phantom chica
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Bought a Tabasco plant to see if i manage to grow some peppers. I Hope that the North italian weather does not destroy my attempt
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