i came up with this headcanon for Sammy that most games he plays ar...

appljuiceboxx @AmyGameyOfficial

4 years ago

i came up with this headcanon for Sammy that most games he plays are dating sims

he has Blush Blush, Crush Crush, DDLC, Cute Honey 2, Cute Honey 3, Just Deserts

the twist is, all of them are anime and Blush Blush is a male dating sim

Sam is so bi

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

James be simpin'

(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

memes i found gathering dust

enjoy

Porter and Sage have bestie energy

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*