i came up with this headcanon for Sammy that most games he plays ar...

appljuiceboxx @AmyGameyOfficial

4 years ago

i came up with this headcanon for Sammy that most games he plays are dating sims

he has Blush Blush, Crush Crush, DDLC, Cute Honey 2, Cute Honey 3, Just Deserts

the twist is, all of them are anime and Blush Blush is a male dating sim

Sam is so bi

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

James be simpin'

(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

memes i found gathering dust

enjoy

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S

Porter and Sage have bestie energy

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)