If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

OOPS FORGOR THAT THIS TOTALLY NOT USELESS GAMEPAGE EXISTS

AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, I CLEARY HAVE SOMEONE WORKING FOR THE TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE MOD SO ANYONE WHO SAIDS I'M FAKING, GET OUT OF HERE NOW

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

I made that one Majin thing I drew less shit I think

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife: