Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Ngl, this is my favorite song on the Minecraft Movie soundtrack

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

Well there goes my new roblox account

I hope this works

DID THEY JUST PUT A FUCKING PAY WALL ON AN ANIMATION FOR MAKING YOUR TEXT SLIDE DOWN?!?!??!?!?!