8 months ago

i decided to give ultrakill a go. um i finished act 1 in 3 hours

i think i played to much combat initiation so i had a good idea what i was meant to be doing i like spamming the shotgun parry




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PARRY!!!

"You feel a rumble"

(I couldn't think of anything creative so i made the text describle the polar fucking oposite (desert scourage if you don't understand))

GOTTA SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!

Guys I have a theory

LEAVE ME ALONE GAMEJOLT

IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE, LOST EVERYTHING AND WHAT YOU THINK THIS A FUCKING GAME!

IM ON THE BRINK OF DOING THE UNSPEAKABLE.

ONE MORE THING AND IMA DO IT!

DONT FUCKING PUSH ME!

Thats not a vap-

This tank won't by a KILLED YAMATO SHIP CANNON

WTF

I decided to collect the third birds e.g.o gears

Which meant gambling

How dare you call techno John I’m calling my buddy…

Macrowaveeee...