i decided to give ultrakill a go. um i finished act 1 in 3 hours
i think i played to much combat initiation so i had a good idea what i was meant to be doing i like spamming the shotgun parry
Next up
PARRY!!!
"You feel a rumble"
(I couldn't think of anything creative so i made the text describle the polar fucking oposite (desert scourage if you don't understand))
GOTTA SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
Guys I have a theory
LEAVE ME ALONE GAMEJOLT
IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE, LOST EVERYTHING AND WHAT YOU THINK THIS A FUCKING GAME!
IM ON THE BRINK OF DOING THE UNSPEAKABLE.
ONE MORE THING AND IMA DO IT!
DONT FUCKING PUSH ME!
Thats not a vap-
This tank won't by a KILLED YAMATO SHIP CANNON
WTF
I decided to collect the third birds e.g.o gears
Which meant gambling
How dare you call techno John I’m calling my buddy…
Macrowaveeee...










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