The math teacher be like:

Now's Your Chance To Be A [[Bigshot!!!]]

[Toriel] *wanting you to like, follow, and comment*

chara!!

*Mad dummy is invulnerable to physical attacks*

Sprite Commission!

Click Here for An Offer So Good You'll [Die!]

[Mad Dummy] *sees your search history* (idk)

am i cooked (also sans sprite update)

[Toriel]