Mard [Mustard Sprunki] sees Durple [Purple] minding his business

Shrek 2

HE BITTED BRUD

Gordon was outside the men's room

"I wonder why Fast Food places keep hiring me"

I think that's Wenda's pet monster... He tried to kill me once

Shrek 3

I'm gonna do it for many hours

Shrek

Epic prank