When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

Wow, what a great thing to tell me

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

Me trying to warn bro that the person he's cracking isn't Engineer but Emma Frost:

Guys, I think I found the only person who can and will beat Goku

HELP WANTED

RAAAAAA

so... hot why is it so hot

Mf's will see a fnaf fangame using the characters from the main series that barely even resembles the game they're from and still call it a remake