I think that's Wenda's pet monster... He tried to kill me once

Gordon was outside the men's room

Shrek 3

A̴̻̤̠̗̬̒͌̀̂̄̀͋̔̓̓͋͌̔̀̎̀̾͛̂͊͛̈́͒͒̉͐̓͝͠͝͠͝͝A̶̭̠̲̋́̏̈̑ͅẢ̵̢̢̲̪͔̙̥͇̩̤̘̣̱̝̺̝̲͖͚̺͎̼̹̂̓͒̄̎͊̽͑̈́̐̚͜͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅA̵̬̰̥̰̲͂̓͆̈́̅̊̊̊͒̂̍́̈́̅̌̍͛͗̈́̆̍̔̎̈͌̉̃̑͛̂́̔͂̃̓Â̷̧̡̢̛̗͎̠͉̹̼̖͍̘͈̮̘̺̘̼͈̤͎̺͋̊̀̔̐̀̓̐̂̌͋͜͝͝ͅA̴̛̬̪̍̍̀̑̀̅̓͐́͗̅́͊͒̓̇͗͗̎͒͛̓̂͋̌̂̆̔̚͝A̵̛̛͌̌͆̓͐̓̓͆̓̐̓̊̃̌͛͒̒̌̈́̎̋͆̽́̐́͂͝

I died

I just lost my dawg (Sprunki version)

Shrek

HE BITTED BRUD

BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

"I wonder why Fast Food places keep hiring me"