The bs I tell my friends

Hey Mario

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

.

Gasp

I AM NOT A MORON

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

Guys there's a new villain in this world

bro got so mad

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?