6 years ago

I explain FNAS Characters


3rd I've done this, might have better explainations

Sonic: His speed to your office is unrealistic.

Mario: LET'S A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoshi: Changing the gender was a mistake.

Tails: Since how did he be dumb enough to lose an eye?

15' Golden Sonic: DAMM BOI, HE THICC

Clone Mighty: Encore Plus Maina

OUR HARBINGER, TOY SONIC, IS HERE

Toy Mario: He really be Vibe checkin' Luege.

Toy Yoshi: Vibe Check Duo

Taingle: Oh, You have got to be kidding me.

Toy Tails: Two Gender Swaps in this series so far. (I think)

Luiginenette: I'm supposed to be wobbly now, oooohhhhhh.

Funny, I forgot to put BT here until, eh nobody will notice if I still don't put this brat on here.

Withered Sonic: Guess his spoopy switch broke

Withered Mario: Sonic, My Forehead is-

No, I wouldn't steal that joke

Withered Yoshi: We shalldn't have slavery in my Christan Sonic's Piaza (Help, I forgot how to spell Piaza) Place

Withered Tails: Is Eye Fluid an Insturment?

17' Golden Sonic: Hepatatstis C is gone, with Murder!

AHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

Tails Doll: I actually had no potential in the start anyways.

LuigiKid: What's going on, my deadicated bros?

Salvage Sonic: I think about the past, but I also keep cool for some reason.

Withered Toy Sonic: FNAS 3's Originatitly was really

"Jawbreaking" (k, that joke wasn't funny)

Withered Toy Mario: NORMAL ITATILIAN NOISES

Withered Toy Yoshi: At least She can cross the street with less of worry since she can slide under cars.

27' Golden Sonic: Fun Fact, this is the only Golden I have a nickname for that isn't Golden or their Year.

Phantom Bew: After death, he gives meaningless words.

"Melty Semi Boi"

Phantoms (Really don't feel like doing them seperatly):

Plot twist, doing it anyway!

MARIO: IT'S A ME TO KICK YOU IN THE BUCKET!

YOSHI: YOSH ME IN YOUR DEFEAT!

TAILS: DOUBLE THE OBJECTS EQUALS DOUBLE THE MAYHEM!

TAINGLE: HOW ABOUT I BE A SPIDER FOR A BIT?

BT: I HAVE MORE F***ERS FOR THIS PARTY!

LUIGINENETTE: MORE WOBBLE, LESS HEDGEHOGS!

Whew.

Nightmare Sonic: The Salmon smell is worrying me.

Nightmare Mario: He still wants true Pizza after 47 years.

Nightmare Yoshi: PNM, you might have a problem with Yoshi.

Nightmare Tails: (At a Tails Convention) Wanna see my 3 tails?

Every Tails at teh Convention: NO THANK YOU, PLEASE GET OUT.

Toymare: He has Toy Sonic in him, he gets Admin on this Christan Minecraft Server.

Nightmare Golden Sonic: I wonder what Eggman would do to Actual Sonic in a real Sonic game, but he's in a Golden.

Nightmaric: I'm in the same boat as that doll.

Plushnic and PlushTails: No, there's 2 in one!

EVACUATE, EVAC!

Phantom Salvage Sonic: I have joined my homies in heaven, I wanna scare you one last time.

Phantom Amy: I HAD to do it.

SONIC, I CAN TO YOU WHEREEVER, WHENEVER

(DISTANT SCREAMING FROM PHANTOM SALVAGE)

Origin Sonic: Ok, but do you know the Origins Easter Egg?

Shadow Sonic: I have the ablity to say thine N word without a Pass because Shadow = Black

Dr. Golden: I am the Close Call.

Hard Mode Goldens: (No Shadow Sonic included): Bruh, Clean up the mess you made on Camera 2.

Hard Mode Shadow: I am going to say the N word.

NI-NO I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY POWERS!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

FNAS-Swap!Mario: Do you think I make a good Sans?

THE Luiginenettemare: He probablly just wants some Ravoili in his Game Over Screen.

Ian: Here's some pretty cool bannanas.

(Ian's Demise Crashes on him)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Phantom Ian: I got to make a His Turn Ripoff.

These are a lot of characters.

-Xavigaming =)



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