Been a while, ain’t it?

Halo: Reach

Winter Contingency: It is Reach law you don’t kill the Moa

Oni Sword Base: Kat, did you even get a driver’s license?

Nightfall: National Geographic, the level

Tip of the Spear: Ok, I’m set to say Cars are cursed in Reach

Long Night of Solace: Gravity is nay, Split Lips (I didn’t even know Bungie allowed that until writing this)

Exodus: Welcome to Capitalism

New Alexandria: I’ll see Buck way later, but this is your pilot

The Package: Yo, why Cortana here?

The Pillar of Autumn: I’m ready, how about you?

Lone Wolf: Survive

Halo: Combat Evolved

The Pillar of Autumn: Come on, I was trying to Catch Z’s

Halo: It matches my green

The Truth and Reconciliation: Hunt down the Key

The Silent Cartographer: Hitting the Beach just ain’t the same

Assault on the Control Room: Snow is only for Childhood and people who pursue Childhood

343 Guilty Spark: I know this is installation 04 because of Terminals and background knowledge, alright?

The Library: The Outskirts of Halo CE, aka the Dark Souls portion of Halo CE

Two Betrayals: MORE SNOW

Keyes: I left my car keys to my banshee, let me go get it real quick.

The Maw: Harthwog Run

Halo 2

Cairo Station: A chance to see just how effective your new shields are.

Outskirts: The Dark Souls portion of Halo 2

Metropolis: Scarab time

The Arbiter: I’m in fact, a Dino this time

Oracle: This is in fact how Dinos became extinct

Delta Halo: My green matches the green of this green grass

Regret: Just like the simulations that’ll come in a few years

Sacred Icon: Hmm yes, elevate.

Quarantine Zone: Snow’s snow no bound

Gravemind: My mind will be a grave by the end of this level

Uprising: Green, Green, and more green

High Charity: (insert typical streamer reading out donations for 30 minutes)

The Great Journey: Cursed teamup

Halo 3: ODST

Tayari Plaza: Ninja at daytime

Uplift Reserve: So why did the metal pole decide to limp, his shift isn’t over yet.

Kizingo Boulevard: Cursed Tank, just have to look very hard

Oni Alpha Site: Wait, 2 packs of explosive charges, why?!

NMPD HQ: REALLY DIGGING ALL THESE STAIRS

Kikowani Station: A different kind of flood

Mombasa Streets: Remember, Jazz is the source of all Hostile invasions

Data Hive: Now housing 2 kinds of hives

Coastal Highway: A Nice Vibe, hits my give

Halo 3

Sierra 117: GREEN

Crow’s Nest: Ironically, lot of Rats here

Tsavo Highway: Coastal Highway after the divorce,

The Storm:

The level

Floodgate: A meteor wasn’t on the forecast

The Ark: Hmm, yes, SAND

The Covenant: Just sad times all around

Cortana: Hell

Halo: Where Men let their emotions come out

Halo 4

Dawn: It’s all going to go downhill from here

Requiem: Some stuff happened, Halo 4’s going to be hard to write.

Forerunner: On my god, Knights do not need to exists, they’re a pain to fight

Infinity: “GIVE ME THAT CHIP.”

Worst part is that I don’t even remember which level that cutscene belonged too.

Reclaimer: The most unique out of Halo 4, and it’s only alright

Shutdown: More knights. Are you kidding me?

Composer: The fact I actually remember every single mission name in the correct order is already really good

Oh wait, have to say for this, right. Ummm…

Tilson

Midnight: Oh my god, it’s so thought out except not really.

And do not get me started on Halo 5, I only did Halo 2 because I actually played that game like halfway through.