"Old vs. New" Ah remake

Me after I get cursed to become Peter Griffin and now I have to stand like this:

I found this on twitter

A weird noise happened in my attic today

I don't think I like this headcanon...

Video tape akert

Wtf is this?

WHY IS IT THAT I HAVE 2 SEPARATE STORAGE SPACES INSTEAD OF JUST MAKING THEM ONE

Elon Musk after his robot girlfriend short-circuits while having sex and his penis get electrocuted:

United States project

Fuck