Today was like any other, a lazy Saturday just as most of them were. Madness typical to enjoy his Saturdays sleeping in where he doesn't have to work at the therapy office. ..It's quiet, too quiet. He doesn't like that.

Where was 11A? Usually she was up to some wacky shenanigan by now. The kitchen was still intact. The livingroom empty; where could she have gone? Adjusting the robe that lay over his shoulders, adjusting the belt around his waist.

Well, might aswell enjoy the peace while it lasts. Preparing himself a cup of Coffee while he at least can. 11A was continued to never have it for herself. Ensuring to check the cup for any amount of Opioids that possibly could have been dumped into it.

Sipping from the mug, he wanders down the hallway. He hears it.

A distinct *Splash.* He pauses, mug in hand. Passing right by the bathroom without noticing that 11A had for some reason, hidden a chimp among the tub. She pauses, locking ..eyes? With Madness. Madness stares back, walking away.

Until it clicks, there is a live chimp in his home. His wife..? Husband? Spouse, thing. Was bathing a chimp, IN THEIR BATHTUB.

He stands there, just outside the door. Contemplating; what does he do in this situation? What lures a Chimp..

Chimp rhymes with Shrimp.. Do Chimps LIKE Shrimp? He'll never know.

Today is not the day he's willing to find out.

Instead, he drops an Opioids into his coffee and faceplants back onto the couch. Another normal Sunday. Wait, It's Saturday. fuck I fucked it up, aw shit.

Soon, the distinctive screams of a chimp could be heard. Oh god. Oh fuck. Horror rang throughout the live, laugh, love household.

Darkness. Soon a faint light in the distance. A loud, sudden plop echoed. Oh no. Run.

"11A, what the fuck?!" Dr. Madness ran back into the bathroom, and stared in HORROR as the chimp started to be levitated by 11A, oh god was this her plan to get rid of him!? A SECOND TIME!?

The chimp seemed to be enraged, as he got basically thrown towards Dr. Madness, as he began to run out of the bathroom, oh god oh FUCK.

11A just shouted, "GET BACK HERE BOY!!!!! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A KIIIISSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IGNORE THE CHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Chimp rampages on the loose, fists bashing into anything breakable. Shrieking as it chased the poor.. therapist? Doctor? Around the house.

Madness had no time to react, grasping the doorframe as the Chimp raged; slipping around the corner, sending the Chimp cascading down the stairs.

The Chimp scooby-doo runs down the stairs. Distinctly you can hear " LIKE ZOINKS, SCOOB! " Sound in the distance. Shaggy..?

No matter. Madness scrambles back to the bathroom, gripping 11A at the shoulders. Staring into her eye.

" WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. "

Madness shouted, 11A flinching. Quickly scribbling down a frowny face onto a stickynote and placing it to her face.

" Stop yelling at me :( "

11A frowns. Madness rolls his eyes, gripping her wrist and hauling her out of the house. Great, now they're on the side of the fucking road waiting for Animal Control.