gay person: hi

het person: hello

that one neurodivergent friend you regret becoming friends with: hey did you know when susie ate kris's already-bitten apple in noelle's blog post they technically shared each others' spit hey hey did you know that hey

when gj (somehow) finally implements private accounts i will not be letting ANY of you see it because i'm just gonna sound like this

hey guys i'm not the type to beg but look at this number 👀 perhaps we need 5 more of something to add onto it. but what?

might've just found the funniest image ever

i'm killing everyone and then myself

this question is on an autism quiz btw ??

yikes 😬😬 that's not good

for the record i don't take these kinds of tests too seriously lol but still

dynamite put that thE BLOODY FUCK DOWN

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possibly my favorite pastry