I hope Joey looks at this message. This prank is going to be so funny!

HEY WHY IS THIS BITCH FOLLOWING ME

I'm doomed :(

He's adorable can't wait to travel to Russia with my nuclear bomb!

I miss kinitopet so much... 😢

@gamejolt ban me pls

LOL HE MADE ONLY FRIENDS COMMENT

FINALLY SANTA WROTE A LETTER BACK AND GAVE ME A PRINTER YAY

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE EVEN DO!?!?!?

I deserve to be in jail

I don't wanna exist.

I wanna be eliminated.