SO HUMANS LAUNCH A NUKE AT ANTARTICA AND MAKE ICE CAPS GO MELT. SCIENTIST MAKE AI PHONE BUT FORGET ABT THAT HE HAS CAT JUDD AND WHEN HE CAN EITHER SAVE DA WORLD OR JUDD HE SAVE CATTO AND CLONED HIM. HUMANS DRINK WATER WITH THEIR LUNGS AND PERISH BUT SOMR HUMANS STILL EXIST IN ALTERNA ENCASED BY SOME CRYSTAL DOME THAT HAS HUMANITY'S GOALS OR SMTH SO WHEN THEY LONCH ROCKET INTO SPECE THE THINGIE GO BOOM AND KILL THE HUMANS. BUT THE ANIMAL IN THE ROCKET, SPECIMAN 003 O R THE INTELLIGENT O R MR GRIZZ MIXES HIS FUR WITH THE NOW LIQUID CRYSTALS (that happen to land in the ocean) AND SOME OTHER CRAP TO MAKE FUZZY OOZE. THE LIQUID CRYSTALS MAKE TWO SMALL CREATURES U MAY KNOW THEM AS I N K LI N G S AND O C T O L I N G S EMERGE AND SINCE THE CRYSTALS HAVE HUMAN GOALS IN THEM THE INKLINGS REBUILD CITIES. JUDD JUDDS TURF WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH GREAT TURF WAR BLAH BLAH BLAH MR GRIZZ WANTS MAMMALS BACK SO HE SENDS THE HUMAN FIXED ROCKET FILLED WITH FUZZY CRAP TO BASICALLY NUKE EARTH INTO MAMMALS AGAIN. AGENT 3 AND OCTAVIO SAY NO AND PULL A FAST ONE ON MR GRIZZ, MAKING HIM GO BOOM INSTEAD. SO THAT WAS SPLATOON LORE EXPLAINED SOMEWHAT THANK AND GOODBYE. *dies*