THE BLOODBATH
Accurate
Lunch for bear
I'm scared
The Anarchy of Redbear 7: Redbear murders everyone
Everyone runs away
Ethan is terrifying
Pumpkin Pie
Condoms
Naruto
Dumbass
FAST FAST FAST
Is it just me or does Buzz look braindead
2030 runs away
I want a poptart
FASTER
Bloodtime gets murdered by his successor
She is plotting
DAY 1
Jack just killed 2 of the joke characters
Thats not like X at all
Fred
Antagonists Fish
Redbear hangs out with his step-dad
Escoskeleton is lanky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sleep
Archer
BURN IT ALL
Thats pretty biased
FALLEN TRIBUTES
These sponsors are kinda biased
Literally only 1 joke game character is alive
NIGHT 1
Trans rights yall
A Frenchman and an entire team hang out
Yall I wouldn't mess with Regan. He's Canadian and has a gun
Uh
Okay I need to consult the love calculator
Okay good
why is X a bigger problem than Holybear herself
You ARE the nightmare
I just consulted the love calculator
It said 15%
Thats what I thought
DAY 2
Dee keeps going in spirit of her fallen comrades
A literal god that can do anything she wants teams up with some idiot from Canada
Bluebear, you're meant to be dumb in the roleplay
Fishing is good for the soul!
Makes sense tbh
Thats just smart
You're fine
Yellowbear going ham
An entire team and some others raid Holybear X's camp
Thats actually smart
FALLEN TRIBUTES
Now 2 more Districts have been killed
I feel like there's some bias here
NIGHT 2
Jacks got a plan to win and he has a great starting place
Deez
Smert
Love calculator says 75%
Fuck yeah
Yellowbear has some ideas
The holy trio
Dang its antagonist against antagonist
You're probably fine
DAY 3
REDBEAR NO
Foxy you gotta be careful. You're the last Jack-O animatronic alive
Escoskeleton woke up and chose violence
Thats not very Canadian
For some reason I wanna redesign Yellowbear
Dee just killed my OC
Fredd
Blackbear must have not heard the news
FALLEN TRIBUTES
Somehow both District 11 and District 6 have both delegates alive
I also noticed that nobody has gotten a second kill
NIGHT 3
You're in Redbear Robotics Inc. for TAOR 3
wait shit that's a leak
KILL THEM ALL
Teamwork does not make the dream work. It just lets you survive another day.
Thats understandable to be honest. All his friends are dead.
You're fine
Jack eats thumb tacks
They're hanging out with a murderer and potential psychopath
No bitches
DAY 4
Clearly 1 bitch
Dang they got an entire team involved in this one
Shove the fish up yo ass
An idiot who is Canadian and has a gun hangs out with a killer rabbit who has a vengeance
Yellowbear fucking run
This fits because Blackbear is canonically an idiot
FALLEN TRIBUTES
Nobody died amazingly.
NIGHT 4
Don't dream about it, do it.
Again?
Slay em
Jack-O-Foxy is cheating on Regan
Danggggg
Are you tryna die
YOU CAN DO ITTTTTTTT
If I were Golden and Jack I'd be fucking running from Dee
You're fine
Chicken
DAY 5
we went from no genocide to genocide
The last Jack-O is dead
And the TAOR villain is dead
DD does nothing interesting
They killed an entire District
Dee is out to murder yall
FALLEN TRIBUTES
District 6 and 11 thrive while Dee has 4 fucking kills
NIGHT 5
Dee is this part of your plan
To get Yellowbear's trust to then kill him later
Blackbear has 3 kills and yet doesn't wanna get a 4th one
And nothing interesting
THE FEAST
The starting point has more shit now
This is one the most genocidal feasts I've ever seen
DAY 6
Dee murders Regan
But that would mean...
THE VICTOR
Dee is the winner!
Is this what the others get for taking Dee's place
FINAL PLACEMENTS
Ironic how both the 1st and last delegates were joke characters
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