Spiderbot

please laugh at this really funny video

(if you aren't listening to the work of Chris Christodolou i'm coming to your house with an infini-barrel shotgun)

What? You haven't played Risk of Rain?

I just wanted to announce that SpiderBot will (probably) come out tomorrow! The trailer might come out today.

Happy new lapse of 365 (or 362 because this was 3 days after new year) days!

TO BEAT THE GAME YOU MUST DEFEAT ME, THE ICON OF SIN!

meet the Syringe Woman (also known as the incarnation of sped)! please you should really listen to Chris Christodolou's work

oh no guys... I did groe thing

Guys look... it's ugh... laugh...

The next Boss Battle will be a bit... terrifying

Fun Fact: the SpiderBot basically can't be spider, it doesn't have legs, it can't climb walls, it doesn't have an exoskeleton, can't make cobweb, is incredibly and stupidly dangerous and doesn't have four eyes. SpiderBot is the worst spider on earth...