The Triple Trouble (Tophat Invasion/Alexfancypants Mix) Collection

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

Guess what the last letters are

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

OOPS FORGOR THAT THIS TOTALLY NOT USELESS GAMEPAGE EXISTS

AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, I CLEARY HAVE SOMEONE WORKING FOR THE TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE MOD SO ANYONE WHO SAIDS I'M FAKING, GET OUT OF HERE NOW

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife: