How I look at my teacher after she announces the 100 page homework we have to do during spring break:

Girls saw this character and said "That's my wife"

My fans after I post "My old music was bad" for the 100th time a day:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

When bro does something super stupid in class and the goth girl is looking disapprovingly so you hit this pose to let her know you disapprove of bro as well:

Went back to model the office I showed off one time and now it's completely pink for some reason

I hope this works

Me: *Pays 0 dollars by pirating* (This is a joke don't pirate kids!!!!)