Genuinely surpised this joke hasn't been done

I just got a Sebastian shop WITH NO HAND-CRACNKED FLASHLIGHT!!! How am I somehow the luckiest and unluckiest player in all of Pressure?!?!?!

Gay Baby Jail

Minecraft Castle Wall Designs

I have a scratch account! Please check it out if you want to

Minecraft in new House!

"Mom says it's my turn with the Ipad"

Something I suddenly felt inclined to do as I was lying in bed at 1 AM last night. I'm not really sure which channel to put it in

My Latest tutorial coming out on Monday will teach you how to build the 'Bradley's Big Buy Truck' from Stranger Things Season 5 in Minecraft!!

I'm uploading my scratch games onto Gamejolt now! So, ya know... Maybe play it?