When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it

Mf's will see a fnaf fangame using the characters from the main series that barely even resembles the game they're from and still call it a remake

RAAAAAA

A weird noise happened in my attic today

When you're jacking it but it's not enough so you start biting your foreskin:

Video tape akert

Oh yeah btw this was 2 months ago but idc since nobody voted, y'all aint getting no chromatics out of me from the burned cover except for Tyler's chromatic but just as a fuck you, I'm remaking Tyler's chromatic BUT I won't publicly release it

Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

United States project

Well I guess I'm changing my pfp after like 2 years of having it