1 year ago

I just said the most horrific thing to my friend who was falling asleep.

"Try to stay awake, you're slipping out of consciousness like a Great Chicago Fire Victim"

I'm going to the deepest depths of hell for that one




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Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Guys there's a new villain in this world

The bs I tell my friends

Of fuckin course

Hey Mario

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Stupidity

Us fr

(I'm one of us)