"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

I hope this works

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box: