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Rhyhorn (The Spikes Pokémon)

Its bones are a thousand times heavier then a human's, allowing its tackle attacks to send a semitrailer flying.

Unfortunately, it has a one-track mind. Once it starts running, it never stops until it falls asleep.

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Cubone (The Lonely Pokémon)

It is often heard crying when it is alone, which unfortunately attracts Mandibuzz who will attempt to attack.

It lost its mother when it was born, so it wears her skull around at all times.

...wait, ALL of them do that?

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Marowak (The Bone Keeper Pokémon)

Now the skull is stuck to its head. However, this Pokémon has grown to become rough and aggressive. It now uses its bone to fight off its main predator, Mandibuzz.

Where did it get those bones? From another Marowak.

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Rhydon (The Drill Pokémon)

One of the first Pokémon ever discovered. Its armor-like hide allows it to live in molten lava up to 2000 degrees celcius.

Despite popular belief, aiming for its horn has not proven to be effective in combat.

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Weezing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

This was the result of two Koffings merging together when their gases mixed with each other. The resulting gas is then used as an ingredient for top of the line perfume.

...the gas STILL smells like garbage, however.

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Hitmonchan (The Punching Pokémon)

This Pokémon can punch so fast you can't even see the fist anymore. Its punch is also strong enough to drill through concrete and launch foes over 300 miles per hour.

It has to take a break every 3 minutes though.

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Lickitung (The Licking Pokémon)

This Pokémon's tongue is almost 7 feet long, making it twice the length of its own body. It licks anything new it comes across in order to memorize it through texture and taste.

It probably hates Garbador.