1. Must call me “Daddy Mod” at least 5 times a day.

2. Must be online when I’m online—no exceptions.

3. Cannot talk to any other male users on the server.

4. Must sit in VC with me while I game, even if I'm ignoring her.

5. Required to send daily selfies, preferably in cat ears.

6. Must own a full maid costume. Bonus if worn while gaming.

7. Must refer to herself as my “loyal kitten” in bio.

8. Has to respond to “/me pets you gently” with “purrs softly” every time.

9. Needs to react to every single message I post with at least three emojis.

10. Must have Discord Nitro to boost my server.

11. Must know and love every anime I like or else.

12. Needs to laugh at all my memes—even the 2014 ones.

13. Must send "good morning daddy" and "good night master" messages without missing a day.

14. Cannot block, mute, or ignore me—ever.

15. Must ask before changing profile pic.

16. Required to stream herself playing Genshin Impact in full uwu voice.

17. Must watch me play League of Legends in silence unless spoken to.

18. Needs to be under 5’3” IRL because that’s peak loli height.

19. Must have anime pfp at all times. IRL selfies are only for me.

20. Required to draw me as a demon lord and herself as my chained pet.

21. Must immediately delete any friend who flirts with her, even as a joke.

22. Needs to write custom fanfiction about me as the alpha of a werewolf clan.

23. Must call me “senpai” in public chat, “daddy” in private.

24. Can’t watch Twitch streamers I don’t approve of.

25. Required to wear a collar when voice chatting.

26. Must get jealous when I talk to other girls. It’s cute.

27. Has to give me her Spotify so I can make her listen to my playlist 24/7.

28. No job or school allowed—her job is being my Discord gf.

29. Required to say “nya~” every time she sneezes.

30. Must bark if I ask her to. No hesitation.

31. If someone else calls her cute, she must publicly deny it and say only I can call her that.

32. Required to roleplay with me in server lore events.

33. Must take my side in every mod dispute.

34. Has to tag me every time she posts in any channel.

35. Can’t type with grammar unless she’s apologizing.

36. Must type like this: “hiiii daddy~ m-misshed you >w<”

37. Has to own a body pillow… of me.

38. Must join my Minecraft server daily and live in the house I built for us.

39. Required to say “I’m yours forever, my alpha” at least once per session.

40. Must accept being in a 5-way poly relationship with other Discord kittens.

41. No sleeping unless I give permission.

42. Has to send custom voice notes saying "good girl" and "I need headpats".

43. Required to make a TikTok thirst trap with my username in the caption.

44. Must call my mom “m’lady” if we ever meet.

45. Cannot have better stats than me in Valorant.

46. Must read fanfiction about me during VC.

47. Has to participate in my “daily mood check-ins” which are 3 hours long.

48. Must know all my Discord drama and take my side even if I’m wrong.

49. Required to apologize if she logs off before me.

50. Must be okay with being publicly simped for, but only by me.

51. Needs to keep a personal folder of all the times I was “based” in chat.

52. Required to say “mod check?” when I’m quiet for too long.

53. Must pretend to be jealous of my anime wife collection.

54. Has to make fan edits of me with sad boy music.

55. Must give mod status to me in her server if she owns one.

56. Required to say “rawr XD” unironically at least once a day.

57. Has to RP pregnancy at least once a month.

58. Needs to be okay with me ERPing in DMs while we’re in VC.

59. Must log her daily emotions in our shared Google Doc.

60. Has to lose arguments to me on purpose to “protect my ego”.

61. Required to host movie nights for me but only watch what I pick.

62. Cannot speak to family during raid time.

63. Must bring snacks to VC even though I can’t eat them.

64. Required to pay half of all Discord server expenses.

65. Has to pretend we met in a fantasy forest in Rivia, not in #general.