is it just me or has this site been dying lately

so i was playing slither.io right

yeah well my character suddenly froze

then disappeared

and the map kept scrolling in 1 direction

i didn't die

and as of writing this, i'm still not dead

this is one of the best stories nintendo has ever written and only 1% of the population will ever get to know it existed 😔

chargers

uhmmm can we get help from any goblin parents in the chat?

someone left their goofy ahh goblin kid at our daycare and she's eating all the drywall!!

...we have no idea how to get her to stop 😔

I've been trying to get this for 3 months

LESGOOO

reminder that she is a minor by all standards

the internet is so weird 😭🙏

my roommate's stupid alarm woke me up at 4:30 in the morning

i still can't go back to sleep

now i'm in class

>:(

i just happen to like elves OKAY 🙄🙄🙄

❗mild suggestiveness ahead!

(based on a true story btw 💔)