How the fuck is this from a Kids Show

This is fucking ART

I'm not nobody's housewife.

Ayyyy

Pizza' Towa'

Is a- actually -a pretty good

SPREAD THE WORD

A what....

I just added the most 1930's shit to it and I find it fucking hilarious

Chat, SOTM just finished downloading 😎

i've just done something diabolical.

GET THOSE-

I genuinely have no idea what he's saying