Me like 15 days from now having to use this card cause I accidentally watched 1 Spongebob video on youtube making youtube believe I'm under 18:

Look at me I'm so buff

Man why tf is my pc background this

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

These two dudes suck shoot the first guy and springlock the second guy Golden Alex is 10x better

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

How Family Guy expects us to react when a scene with sad flute music starts to play about a lesson that the characters will forget next episode:

I don't even need to manipulate this mf to do what I say he just does what I need him to do without even knowing I exist - Golden Alex

I hope this works

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife: