4 days ago

I say this jokingly as a follower of Christ trying not to be a lukewarm Christian, but The Bible is just Christian Manga (God Reincarnated... As A Carpenter??)


Jesus is The Chosen One, There's a few Arcs (Old Testament, The Flood, Angel Fighter Jacob, The Dream King (Joshua), Moses and The Israelites, Prophets and Kings, All Hail King Jesus, The Apostles and The End Times which is basically the ultimate finale where all the characters come together in a cameo), OP villains who are the reason behind evil in the world, betrayal, deceit, lies, a main character who's loving even if people hate him, people who think they're doing what's right by shutting down the main character, but they're unknowingly doing what's wrong. Peter's just Roronoa Zorro, bro. He's angry.


And The Chosen is the Live-Action One Piece of The All Hail King Jesus Arc adaptation. Basically, it was perfect...


And The Book of Mormon is just Christian Fanfic the original writer is just like "Stop saying it's canon, bro! It ain't!" (That's to me, if you're a Mormon, I apologize)


And some people treat the Bible fandom like they're toxic and hateful when we're honestly pretty chill and there's a couple bad apples. Evangalists are essentially saying "Ay bro, try this manga. Promise you it's peak. On the main character. It changed my life for the better."



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