How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

HEY GUYS IN REFERENCE TO OUR NEW OVERLORD @MrTopHatty , I MADE THIS FANT FART OF HIM

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

The Triple Trouble Alexfancypants mix/ Tophat Invasion Collection part 2 (Normal and D-Sides)

The Triple Trouble (Tophat Invasion/Alexfancypants Mix) Collection

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Guess what the last letters are