[Verse] Scrollin' through my feed What's the latest meme? Gotta share it with my Rizzler It's the funniest I've seen From Skibidi Toilets to big gyatts These memes got me edgin' They're bringin' me to looksmaxing

[Verse 2] Kermit gooning off Sayin' "skibidi edge" Distracted toilet Man That guy sure is a imposter The Sus format Where you choose between two Edging bring us all together No matter what we do

[Chorus] Edge machine Spreadin' Fanum Tax in between Internet sensation Sharin' Looksmaxing Never mean Edge machine Poppin' up on every screen Givin' us a Edge Streak A laugh A great edge streak