HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS FUCKIN’ QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “this big” AND I SAID THAT’S DISGUSTING. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM @RoryB123 
, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT’S RIGHT, BABY . ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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The first game I played was Super Mario Odyssey! #SoundOffSunday
Is that what they think of me now?
I have added rewards for quests so that villagers can give you something in return for your hard work helping them. 🥳
I want to know - what's your favourite quest reward?
Protege el conocimiento, salva la historia. Guardian of Lore es un platformer 2D en el que debes luchar para mantener viva la memoria de la mitología latinoamericana. El juego llegará a Steam el 18 de mayo: https://steam.pm/app/1211740 #ScreenshotSaturday
Updated the chest in the maze, adding sound, particles and better animation. But what's in the chest?
a drawing I did because I was bored😪. But I love how it turned out.😊
Very ambitious construction going on in Planet Zoo on Plays today. We're tryin'. LIVE: www.twitch.tv/dreamhackplays
Let me introduce you to the new Mech line: Gendai Spec. Those are Mech that specializes in surprise attacks, covered operations, and stealth. They are equipped with melee weapons but one of Gendai's frames supports sniper rifles.
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