shadow the hedgehog sucks. he peed on my wife. that's right. he took his hedgehog quilly PINGAS out, and he peed on my wife, so i'm making a callout post on my gamejolt.com. shadow the hedgehog, you've got a small PINGAS. it's the size of this wrecking ball except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my PINGAS looks like. BOOOOM

he peed on my wife so guess what? i'm gonna pee on the earth. that's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PEE!

except i'm not gonna pee on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. i'm peeing on the MOON! how do you like that obama? i peed on the moon you IDIOT!

you have 23 hours until the pee drrrrrrrrrrroplets hit the earth, now get out of my sight, before i pee on you too.