I need to shit

I need to park my bottom on the seat

Do I fart or shart my meat?

How much paper do I need?

Half a roll next to my cleaves

Just in case it dribbles down to my knees

A half a pound of raw messy from my belly

Almost let it go when I watched the telly

It's getting pretty damn smelly (smelly, smelly, smelly)

But now my grandma's coming to visit

And if she sees my stank, she'll go into cardiac

My grandma's got bad timing

'Cause I just sat down and about to brown

Oh no, here comes my poo

(Oh no, what must I do?)

I just took a shit

And now my grandma's dead, goddamit

And now the funeral costs are rampant

I should've kept my cheeks tight

Could've timed it right

But now she's said goodnight (goodnight)

I'm no longer in the will

Fuck, I'm sad, beaten by my dad (*Kai's dad comes back with the milk after 14 years* Dead Kai dad: "bah come here, you little fuck!")

But at least he's glad

I got beaten by my Dad (because I took a shit)

And my Grandma's dead (because I took a shit)

I'm now kicked outside (because I took a shit)

And now my ass is wide

I'm not good for your health

Fuck it, I kill myself

But first, a shit

I really need to shit

Tell it how it is

Oh, I shit in my pants

Shit in my pants!

I need to *sharts*