I wanna slap all employees of Nintendo and freaking push them into ...

10 months ago

I wanna slap all employees of Nintendo and freaking push them into a lava pit. In other words, RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH HHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH H HHHH HHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH H HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHHH HHH

So they said a new Splatoon game would come out. Splatoon Raiders. A spin-off. It will, but oh my cod, It's EXCLUSIVELY on SWITCH 2,,, the last freaking console I'd want it to be. COD DANG IT, I'M NOT GETTING A SWITCH 2 AND THAT'S WHEN THEY JUST CRAP ON US SMART PEOPLE WHO AREN'T BUYING AN OFFICIAL KNOCKOFF OF A CONSOLE THAT WAS ALREADY ENOUGH LOOKING LIKE BULLCRAP AND WITH A BUTTLOAD OF UNORIGINALITY. The worst part is that they're gonna update Splatoon 3 with the weapons that will be in this spin-off. "Oh yeah look we're not greedy, we provide you a crappy update that only features variants of weapons!" LIKE WTF IS THIS NINTENDO. (Spoiler for Splatoon 3)