So they said a new Splatoon game would come out. Splatoon Raiders. A spin-off. It will, but oh my cod, It's EXCLUSIVELY on SWITCH 2,,, the last freaking console I'd want it to be. COD DANG IT, I'M NOT GETTING A SWITCH 2 AND THAT'S WHEN THEY JUST CRAP ON US SMART PEOPLE WHO AREN'T BUYING AN OFFICIAL KNOCKOFF OF A CONSOLE THAT WAS ALREADY ENOUGH LOOKING LIKE BULLCRAP AND WITH A BUTTLOAD OF UNORIGINALITY. The worst part is that they're gonna update Splatoon 3 with the weapons that will be in this spin-off. "Oh yeah look we're not greedy, we provide you a crappy update that only features variants of weapons!" LIKE WTF IS THIS NINTENDO. (Spoiler for Splatoon 3)

Should have let this cod damn mr grizz cover the planet in furry excrement.