How did I get more subs on YouTube, but less watch time and views?

Can someone tell her to stop?

She's been doing this for the past 3 hours...

Goodnight, world.

Someone is trying to hide a secret...

Im sorry, is it 6:21 P.M. or fucking 2:00 A.M.?

Average FPE:S Alice night

OLIVER, WHAT THE FU-

Good work, everyone, we got @Lo0ai removed.

I SWEAR

I'M NOT LOSING MY MIND

THESE ARE THE SAME PERSON

Good morning, world..