The bs I tell my friends

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Gasp

Mr Crowbar Man

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Of fuckin course

Ha ha ha

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Guys there's a new villain in this world