7 months ago

i went to update my straw to have my bluesky link and HOLY CRAP 14 MESSAGES!

like half of them are penis or mean so i'll point out the good ones


TEXT

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Scratch. Barely.

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You dont think i havent tried?!
I know that!

Plus they're my entire gimmick so like, i literally can't

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MAYBE >__>

(i've been going around too much, now i'm being recognized by my damn comments)

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"consume pant" -bort


ARTS

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woa th bnuuy

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Isn't Everybody???

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I'M FUCKING TRYING!!!


stop sending me penis i'm bi not fully gay

https://soulhunterdetectiveagency.straw.page/



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