Intro: Ted Poley]

Woo!

Oh yeah!

[Radio: In-game Only]

Attention all units. Suspect seen heading south

Block all major roads and capture the suspect

[Verse 1: Ted Poley, Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]

Rollin' around at the speed of sound

Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow

Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on

Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!

[Pre-Chorus: Ted Poley, Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]

Must keep on movin' ahead

No time for guessin', follow my plan instead

Trustin' in what you can't see

Take my lead, I'll set you free

[Chorus: Ted Poley & Tony Harnell, Both]

Follow me, set me free

Trust me and we will escape from the city

I'll make it through, follow me

Follow me, set me free

Trust me and we will escape from the city

I'll make it through; prove it to you

Follow me!

Oh yeah!

[Verse 2: Ted Poley, Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]

Danger is lurkin' around every turn

Trust your feelings, got to live and learn

I know with some luck that I'll make it through

Got no other options, only one thing to do!

[Pre-Chorus: Ted Poley, Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]

I don't care what lies ahead

No time for guessin', follow my plan instead

Find that next stage, no matter what that may be

Take my lead, I'll set you free

[Chorus: Ted Poley & Tony Harnell, Both]

Follow me, set me free

Trust me and we will escape from the city

I'll make it through, follow me

Follow me, set me free

Trust me and we will escape from the city

I'll make it through; prove it to you

Follow me!

Follow me!

[Outro: Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]

I'll make it through

Oh yeah!... ...

Verse]

Driving in my truck right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

DUI?

How about you die?

I'll go a hundred miles

An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas

Imma get your fountain-making ass

Pulverize this fuck

​With my Bergentrück

It seems you're out of luck!

TRUCK!

Beer is on the seat

Blood is on the grass

Won't admit defeat

With cops right up my ass

You may have a fleet

But still I'm driving fast

I'll never be passed

I just saved the world

From the darkest founts

Killed a little girl

Better for the town

Gave this truck a whirl

Heavy is my crown

But I won't go down!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!

Seven beers are all I need

Try, just try, but I will lead!

I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!

Seven beers, a pinch of weed

Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need

Some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!

Seven beers are all I need

Try, just try, but I will lead!

I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!

Seven beers, a pinch of weed

Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need

Some more to proceed!

Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?

Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee

But I can't run, was it maybe all that weed?

If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!

But they've got guns, what happens when they see my weed?

Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?

Alright, listen

I can't be arrested

I'm like the mountain king or some shit

In another universe

And that deer has some powers!!!

I'm doing this world a favor

Please

Don't lock me up

I just saved the world

My thanks is thirty years to life

For that girl to be alive

And me to miss my wife

Can't be in a cage

All my flowers gonna die

I've got a growing boy to raise

I need her butterscotch pie

Imma start hiding, see?

I can only cry and mope

There'll be a friend inside of me

If I drop the fucking soap

I just wanna go home

Wish I hadn't gotten stoned

Now I'm stuck behind bars

While my wife is getting boned!

K dot

I'll miss you

Go seal that dark fountain

Also

Fuck Sans

And his convenience store