Threads is something else man.

Hii glitch!!! Yea so my species was actually extinct due to the gods killing them and I'm the only live one because I was born millennia after the purge

Ok now it's a gif

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Me (I have a test that day and will fuck it up (again))

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

Interaction bait lalalalalalla

I really fucking hate how my family sleeps too much cause if I do somein the house even while doing my best to be quiet I'm still an asshole and they heard everything

1. That sounds like a Jojo reference

2. No. Simple as.

3. Article.

4. Yeah, he breathes fire

Me when my brother ente4s the room