#1: There'd be some kind of mechanic that lets the room around me look different if a certain voice command is given.

#2: I'd set up a variety of Domains in the mechanics that become visible if you say their name.

For example, "Domain Expansion: Infinite Homework" would make pages fall from the sky as Gojo's Domain is shown.

(I'd only activate it if someone's being a ✨️naughty child✨️)

#3: I'd have an actor hide beneath my desk all day dressed as Mahoraga. If I said "With this treasure, I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga," they'd arise as the room went dark and do Mommaraga's whole awakening skit, then, they'd smack me and I'd dramatically throw myself across the room, letting them be the "diciplinary technique."

Would you want me as a teacher? :3