The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

Someone tell me the name for the png of the eyes pls I need them for uh things

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever