7 days ago

Im gonna go draw linzer cookie


Who is that tall, elegant lady wearing a fashionable pillbox hat? Why, the world-famous mystery novelist Linzer Cookie, of course! Writing an excellent detective story is like cooking a gourmet dessert: it takes a time-proven recipe of undeniable facts, an array of scrumptious plot twists, a decadent, visceral, plentiful filling of sweet suspense, but, first and foremost, the author's impeccable craftsmanship and passion. And the overwhelming popularity of Linzer Cookie's books proves she has it all: each new release means a long queue of faithful fans waiting by the bookstore from the early hours. Betting on the culprit's identity, trying to solve the sinister riddles... it's a cult following! Of course, Linzer Cookie never reveals her secrets: with her trusty pen and the signature glint in her eye, the star writer is already working on a new manuscript, stained with a few drops of strawberry jam...



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I love this dude so much omg

Guys 💔💔

Pulls an incinerated fandom out of my ass 💘

They're multiplying

Mmm coat guy.... 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Bottl cahp

Old ass screenshot but im giggling

Awee.... He's a fathaaarrrr...