3 years ago
Imagine you're in that one McDonald's ad for the McChicken
What would you say after "crispy juicy tender"?
I'd say "I just threw my newborn son into a blender" :]
Next up
Raccoon:D
w h a t-๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
I just put my newborn son into a blender
I'm good bestie ๐๐
My karaoke machine said bye bye.
It stopped working for good fam
When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-
I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend๐
Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.
Just, nothing sexual.
Awww thank you๐ฅบ
Oh shi-
Why is my Roblox friend asking me if I remember Anna- who tf is Anna ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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