3 years ago

Imagine you're in that one McDonald's ad for the McChicken

What would you say after "crispy juicy tender"?

I'd say "I just threw my newborn son into a blender" :]




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I'm good bestie ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘

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