3 years ago
Imagine you're in that one McDonald's ad for the McChicken
What would you say after "crispy juicy tender"?
I'd say "I just threw my newborn son into a blender" :]
Next up
Awww thank you🥺
Oh shi-
Raccoon:D
I just put my newborn son into a blender
I'm good bestie 😌👍
w h a t-👁️👄👁️
When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-
I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend👍
Why is my Roblox friend asking me if I remember Anna- who tf is Anna 👁️👄👁️
My karaoke machine said bye bye.
It stopped working for good fam
Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.
Just, nothing sexual.
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