Be happy.

Forgot to make a teaser, yesterday. So... oops, i guess?

Also, i need to come up with new epic teasers to show you, so have this shrugging Stickman while you wait.

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Koffing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

Sprays powerful poisonous gas that smells like garbage. Sometimes, it is said that it can house an unstable combination of gas, causing it to explode without warning.

...did i also mention the gas smells like garbage?

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Rhyhorn (The Spikes Pokémon)

Its bones are a thousand times heavier then a human's, allowing its tackle attacks to send a semitrailer flying.

Unfortunately, it has a one-track mind. Once it starts running, it never stops until it falls asleep.

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Rhydon (The Drill Pokémon)

One of the first Pokémon ever discovered. Its armor-like hide allows it to live in molten lava up to 2000 degrees celcius.

Despite popular belief, aiming for its horn has not proven to be effective in combat.

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Hitmonchan (The Punching Pokémon)

This Pokémon can punch so fast you can't even see the fist anymore. Its punch is also strong enough to drill through concrete and launch foes over 300 miles per hour.

It has to take a break every 3 minutes though.

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Kangaskhan (The Parent Pokémon)

It always carries around its baby in its pouch, which it'll protect at all costs. As such, you should never try to catch one of the babies by itself, lest you get destroyed by its mother.

One once raised a human child.

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Tangela (The Vine Pokémon)

Nobody has ever figured out the true appearence of this Pokémon, as it's always covered in blue vines. While the vines snap off easily, they grow back by the next day.

The vines are also used as spices.

obligatory prototype a-73 appearence

We're no strangers to something, i guess...