Me whenever a teacher (smh) pronounces my name wrong (and yes that’s how I look like irl)

You can stop starving now

excuse sir please move

New Rocks for Doise, to give him more of the “Noise Clone” feeling.

Some kid tried threatening to beat me up and all I could do was

“Three Homing Attacks and your out!”

(The Costumed Gremlin has been discovered on an unknown and undiscovered planet, named “The Pizza Passage”)

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Peak shit

The more I realize the more I hate life