Chara: Do you even know what an amulet is?
MK: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Chara: monster kid, those are omelettes.
MK: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
(during training with undyne)
Chara who had been hit with one singular spear: Avenge my death.
Frisk: You’re not dying, Chara.
Chara: AVENGE ME!
Frisk: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Sans: Not it!
MK: Not it!
Frisk: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
(this one will include some characters I haven't introduced in the comic yet because it takes place in chapter 2)
snowdin shopkeeper: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Red: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
River person: More or less, I guess...
some random AHO rebel who hasn't been designed or developed yet: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Chara: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Penelope: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
pre-breaking the barrier!Frisk: I don’t need you micromanaging me! Okay?
ghost!Chara: Oh Really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now, set the timer-
Frisk: I know what I’m doing!
Chara: That is an opinion you are having!
Ch2!Chara: Hey ya’ll. So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
AHO rebels & hidden humans: Agreed.
Alphys: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Undyne: Burn the house down.
Alphys: And what did you do?
Undyne: I made dinner.
Alphys:
Undyne:
Alphys:
Undyne: And burnt the house down.
Dramatic music? That can’t be good.
-Chara
Chara: Now all we have to do is go up the - what happened to the stairs?!
pre-fall Frisk: My parents took them down cause I am grounded.
Chara: That’s disturbing.
Frisk: Undyne! what do you think the meaning of life is?
Undyne: Hmm, now that’s a tricky one. I’d guess it would be-
Undyne: CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!
Undyne: Or having a family! It’s pretty much the same!
Frisk: *slowly backs away*
Chara: Isn’t that a bit dangerous?
Frisk: Chara, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Chara: ...
Frisk: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Chara: ...
Frisk: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Flowey: They were after Monster kid! So I defended them! With murder.
Chara: Dammit Flowey! We both know MK was expendable!
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