REEGIE, YOUR NEW BEST.... thing..?
HES UNEMPLOYED! TOWERS OVER YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN AT A WHOPPING 72 FEET TALL!!
RULES
No milk drinking, he's lactose intolerant.
Currently does not have a resume, if you would be so kind to write one for him if your interested.
No gore, nor blood.
No NSFW. He's too precious for that.
His bedtime is 8:00pm.
If you are to adopt him, I would like partial credit in artwork including him.
WOW! HOW DO I TAKE HIM?
SIMPLE!
COMMENT SAYING "Yes Typical, I really really want him!"
BY ADOPTING REEGIE, YOU AGREE TO MY PRIVACY POLICY AND BE WILLING TO SIGN A NDA. BY ADOPTING YOU ARE AGREEING THAT YOU MAY GAIN INDIGESTION, CONGESTION, LOSS OF LIMBS, PNEUMONIA, ACID REFLUX, UNWANTED PRESCRIPTIONS APPEARING AT YOUR DOOR, PNEUNEMOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANIONIOSIS, AND/OR COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ALL 5 SENSES.
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